Thursday, January 12, 2012

“Guide to Vague Relationships” - Megan Boyle

An excerpt:

Sample Introductions to Friends

  • “This is my co-worker, Frank.”
  • “This is Amy, my friend.”
  • “My co-worker, Amy.”
  • “I met Frank at work.”
  • “Frank, my friend. We met at work.”
  • “Amy knew my brother from high school, actually.”
  • “Oh, my brother introduced us. He and Frank work together.”

Nice Thing to Overhear

“I’ve actually never had as much fun with a girl as I do with Amy.”

More here (two pages worth).

Notes

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