Saturday, January 7, 2012

Community College in the Rain - David Berman

“Community College in the Rain”

Announcement: All pupils named Doug. Please come to the lounge on Concourse K.

Please join us for coffee and remarks.

Dougs: We cannot come. We are injured by golf cleats.

Announcement: Today we will discuss the energy in a wing and something about first basemen.

Ribs will be served in the cafeteria.

Pep Club: We will rally against golf cleats today. The rally will be held behind the gymnasium.

There is a Model T in the parking lot with its lights on.

Dougs: We are dying in the nurse’s office. When she passes before the window, she looks like a bride.

Karen (whispers): We are ranking the great shipwrecks.

Announcement: In the classroom filled with dishwater light,

Share your thoughts on public sculpture.

All: O Dougs, where are you?

Dougs: In the wild hotels of the sea.

— David Berman, Actual Air

Notes

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